4* Loews Portofino Bay

There’s something gloriously ridiculous about swimming underwater while the music keeps playing. Hard Rock Hotel at Universal Orlando leans enthusiastically into the rock-star theme, with memorabilia everywhere, a huge palm-lined pool and plenty of energy around the bars and public spaces. The location is hard to beat for Universal Studios Florida: you can walk or take the water taxi, and qualifying stays include both Early Park Admission and Universal Express Unlimited at participating attractions in Universal Studios Florida and Islands of Adventure. That last perk can be worth a serious amount of money – and queueing time. The Palm gives you a proper steakhouse dinner, while Velvet Bar is an easy place to migrate to when you’re not quite ready for bed. CityWalk is close by too. GayMapper tip: Don’t judge the room rate in isolation – price up Express Unlimited separately and suddenly Hard Rock can look much more attractive.

Sheraton Vistana is the sort of place where you can unpack properly. Instead of squeezing into a standard hotel room, the one- and two-bedroom villas come with kitchens, living and dining areas and their own washer and dryer – surprisingly life-changing after a few humid days around Orlando’s parks. The resort itself is enormous, with multiple pools dotted through the grounds, water slides, splash areas, tennis and pickleball, mini-golf and plenty of casual food. Better still, there’s no resort fee, which is something of a rarity around here. Disney is the big draw geographically, although the location also works well if your Orlando itinerary jumps between different attractions. Gay nightlife is a separate expedition into the city, but on a longer resort holiday that may only be one or two evenings anyway. GayMapper tip: Particularly good for groups of friends – proper bedrooms and living space make sharing a villa considerably more civilised.

Not every Orlando trip revolves around Mickey Mouse. If UCF, Winter Park or the eastern side of the city is part of your plans, Hampton Inn & Suites Orlando/East UCF Area makes a refreshingly straightforward base, with restaurants nearby and free parking taking one expense off the list. Rooms are bright and comfortable, with larger suites available when you want a little more space. Breakfast is included, as is WiFi, and there’s an outdoor pool and fitness centre for downtime between outings. You’ll want a car here: Downtown Orlando and its LGBTQ bars are across town, and the main theme parks are farther south-west. But for road trips, visiting friends or combining Orlando with somewhere beyond the tourist corridor, that can work perfectly well. GayMapper tip: One of the most practical choices on the list if free parking and breakfast are more useful to you than resort bells and whistles.

Orlando does Italy – with considerably more rollercoasters. Loews Portofino Bay Hotel at Universal Orlando wraps its rooms around a colourful harbour piazza complete with cobbled streets, Italian façades, outdoor cafés and evening music. Is it actually Liguria? Obviously not. Is it fun? Very much so. There are three pools, eight restaurants and lounges, a fitness centre and enough space to make this feel like a resort holiday in its own right. Universal’s parks and CityWalk are an easy water-taxi ride away, while qualifying stays include Early Park Admission and Universal Express Unlimited at participating rides in Universal Studios Florida and Islands of Adventure. It’s a calmer, more polished experience than Hard Rock next door, particularly once the evening crowds drift back towards the parks. GayMapper tip: A great option for couples who want Universal convenience but would also quite like dinner, wine and a vaguely civilised evening afterwards.

Sometimes the best Orlando luxury is simply having a washing machine, a kitchen and somewhere to sit that isn’t the end of the bed. Tuscany Village, a Hilton Grand Vacations Club does apartment-style holidays particularly well, set across 34 landscaped acres close to Disney, SeaWorld and the outlet malls. Studios work for shorter visits, while the one-, two- and three-bedroom suites give longer stays much more breathing room, with balconies or patios and proper living spaces. Outside, two resort pools, sports courts, barbecue areas and poolside food give you enough reason to occasionally declare a theme-park-free afternoon. This side of Orlando is all about attractions and resorts, so evenings out in the city’s LGBTQ venues are something you plan rather than stumble across. GayMapper tip: A great match for couples or friends staying a week or more – especially when eating every meal in a restaurant starts to lose its charm.

There are Orlando hotels with pools, and then there’s the Hyatt Regency Grand Cypress Resort, whose 800,000-gallon lagoon comes with waterfalls, caves and a waterslide. Add a private lake, watersports, climbing, trails and two Jack Nicklaus-designed golf courses and suddenly missing one afternoon at Disney doesn’t seem such a tragedy. The location near Lake Buena Vista keeps Walt Disney World close, with complimentary scheduled park transport adding convenience. Rooms are light and contemporary, selected categories have balconies, and Four Flamingos by Richard Blais gives dinner a little more ambition than standard resort fare. This works best when you want Orlando to feel like an actual holiday rather than a military operation involving four theme parks and a spreadsheet. There’s plenty here for adults who simply want a pool day and a cocktail. GayMapper tip: Build a resort day into the itinerary – otherwise you’re paying for one of Orlando’s most impressive pools without actually enjoying it.